Greetings, denizens of the interwebs. Today the calendar reads 8-6-2014!! This is a phenomenon that occurs only ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE!!!! Crazy cult people might even drink poison today, though most likely it is because today is also a Wednesday, and Wednesdays suck. So you’d better make the most of it and eat ice cream because at midnight this day will end, never to return again!!!! Sweet Mary mother of Pete, why am I even online????