January 2011
15 posts
I’m a horrible person…. there, I said it.
Also, I miss my best friend so much I ache inside.
“If you are cold, tea will warm you. If you are too heated, it will cool you. If...”
– William Gladstone, 1865. (via fairyinthegarden)
….but can it find your Gspot?
Nude art model, at your service.
I am in my birthday suit, in this stranger’s living room; I recline on his couch, my head on the cushions, a towel separating my ass from the leather, my legs draped over the armrests, my arms crossed underneath my breasts, pushing them up. I am very still. Seth sits on a stool a couple of feet away from me, his legs crossed, a tablet balanced on his knee. He stares intently at me and...
Bumper Stickers I have seen in Asheville, NC
*Think Green
*Buy Local
*Coexist (the ‘o’ is a peace sign)
*Dog is Love (and in one case, Praise Dog- lots of animal lovers here)
* = (just that, an equal sign- whereas in Dallas, I only see it in Cedar Springs, I see this all over Asheville)
*Veterans for Obama
*People of Faith Against the Death Penalty
*Don’t Move Here (a suggestion which I have chosen to flagrantly...
Babel Fish Sucks
“Oi, pretty girl…. I am finding that I and you need to take off the clothes, and you needs to go between my legs and to eat me all.”
…. unfortunately, she was full by the time she reached my knees.
A Private Message
J. Audrey to me:
Hello Branquela! I look at profile and find you very beautiful. Would love to meet and sex with you. Please respond and tell me would you sex with me. I think we make sexytime fun adventure. P.S. You make me tingle ‘down there’
Me to J. Audrey:
Olá, J. …. sim, gostaria muito conversar com voce e fazer sexo. Por favor, me telefona agora, e vou comer vocé...
“I’ll cheer for you just because you’re you. I’ll cheer when...”
– My best friend, Sarah
Last night....
I dreamed about war, and fear. My sisters and my friends were nearby but unseen, fighting an enemy unknown to me. I could hear rumbling in the distance, and on occasion something would explode in the sky above me. I was terrified; but all I could do was wait, and order cheeseburgers.
Valentina, my littlest sibling, made her debut...
Kind of funny how she waited until my first day in Asheville to be born. Valentina is her name, though I’m not sure what her last name will be. I’m told she’s beautiful, which doesn’t surprise me, as I haven’t even met her and I think she’s gorgeous.
So, I am in Asheville. I am visiting, for now, but, I have given myself a few weeks. I have $400, plus a few...